RIP Philo

more about why Norway is a fascist shithole

We already knew Norway is the worst place in the world to live, but did you know that employers there force their female employees to wear red wristbands when they are having their periods?

That's messed up.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhV6TlFwACU
Permalink Weevil 
December 3rd, 2010 11:51pm
Curiously, people in Norway appear to look like plastic robots and move and gesture very stiffly.

Norway does not appear to be a photo-realistic country. It's very cartoony.
Permalink Bored Bystander 
December 4th, 2010 12:38am
I like this.
Permalink Jizzer Supreme(tm) 
December 4th, 2010 1:30am
"people in Norway appear to look like plastic robots and move and gesture very stiffly"

I thought it was just me that noticed this. But you saw it too. Man, that's creepy. It's like a whole society of stepford wives.
Permalink Weevil 
December 4th, 2010 1:45am
They have this wierd way of taking a sharp intake of breath whenever they say "ja" (meaning yes).

Plus they say "oobs" instead of "oops".

Damn wierdos.

But the women are like supermodels with the morals of alley cats - so it's not all bad!
Permalink MobyDobie 
December 4th, 2010 6:11am
"But the women are like supermodels with the morals of alley cats - so it's not all bad!"

Fuck dude, that makes up for any, I mean ANY possible bad...
Permalink Bluebeard 
December 4th, 2010 6:57am
Norway:

6 months darkness - check

Freezing cold weather - check

Rains or snows every day of the year - check

Ridiculously over-priced alcohol - check


Right, but who the hell cares about any of those things!
Permalink MobyDobie 
December 4th, 2010 7:25am
I tried reading that list but the thought of willing supermodel sluts in abundance distracted me...
Permalink Bluebeard 
December 4th, 2010 8:23am
It's all a simple fact of history. Vikings don't know how to make or invent things, they invade other countries, steal what they want, rape the shit out of the most attractive women, then kidnap them back to Norway and put them to work cooking fish and potatoes. If they get out of line, slap them. Genetically the society is based on crude strong angry men and submissive beautiful women.

That's why the women put up with the red bands when on the rag. Men need that because if you are selecting a wench for your afternoon rape you don't want to have a nasty surprise.
Permalink Weevil 
December 4th, 2010 2:47pm
Today Norway is run by the women, Weevil.
Permalink Attila 
December 4th, 2010 7:00pm
So they are the ones that have dictated female employees must wear red bands during their menstrual period. Amazing!
Permalink Weevil 
December 4th, 2010 7:51pm
And the Norwegians still wonder how the Swedes kicked there asses and ruled them for years?