Y'all are a bunch of wankers!

Learn about our National TDS Advisory System

This week's TDS Advisory System Level: HIGH, with possibility for further elevation to 'Severe' after 9PM tonight when Hillary Clinton doesn't announce her second SCOTUS pick.

The levels for the TDS Advisory System are listed below, in order of increasing severity:
Permalink Reality Check 
July 9th, 2018 1:27pm
Do you mean NTAS?

https://www.dhs.gov/national-terrorism-advisory-system
Permalink DataBot 
July 9th, 2018 1:28pm
1. LOW : Low risk of irrational behavior among liberals. As with the "LOW" level on the DHS system we likely won't see this level in our lifetimes.

2. GUARDED : General risk of irrational liberal behavior. This is the lowest likely risk level, which is seen rarely during slow news cycles as well as periods of unexpected good news such as the first few hours after the North Korean summit, while Soros formulates a new outrage narrative, and the MSM waits for his directive.
Permalink Reality Check 
July 9th, 2018 1:29pm
3. ELEVATED : Significant risk of deranged behavior from liberals. This is the status-quo among liberals during the Trump Presidency. As long as the media keeps the outrage narratives fresh and updated, the left is in a constant state of deranged behavior. Behavior is annoying but mostly harmless, with the occasional genuinely threatening attack by far-leftists. Left-leaning friends and family will shun you in public and unfollow you in cyberspace.

4. HIGH - High risk of deranged behavior among leftists. Long periods of winning or hyped-up outrage narratives are likely to trigger high levels of TDS. Godwin's Law takes full effect as both Trump and his supporters are compared to Nazis. Increased drama is assured. The chance of violence from liberals is elevated - proceed with caution when publicly identifying yourself as a Trump supporter or wearing a MAGA hat.
Permalink Reality Check 
July 9th, 2018 1:33pm
> irrational behavior among liberals

They aren't liberals.

Real liberals are now branded as Nazis.
Permalink Edith Diodotus 
July 9th, 2018 1:35pm
5. SEVEREEEEEE : Mass liberal hysteria. This level is reserved for election-night level sperg-outs, with vast crowds of liberals crying in the streets, screaming at the sky, as well as engaging in rioting and mob violence. Chance of being attacked by mentally ill liberals is at an extreme high. Be vigilant when appearing in public with anything that might identify yourself as a Trump supporter, such as being white, being male, being employed, and/or not being mentally ill. Be prepared to defend yourself and your family against unprovoked violence from deranged frothing riiiiii shouting lunatic zombie hordes.
Permalink Reality Check 
July 9th, 2018 1:36pm
When 'liberals' think it's a good idea to fly a balloon depicting a cartoon baby of the leader of the free world during his visit when he isn't even likely to see it.

It's just silly.

They are unthinking deranged idiots at this point.
Permalink Grumpy Old Git 
July 9th, 2018 1:41pm

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