Ocean’s 8 - Ghostbusters all over again?
If you don't see this movie, you're a Nazi, a child molester, and an abuser.
Let’s be honest, you’re going to see Ocean’s 8 for its all-star cast. That cast does not disappoint.
"Anne Hathaway Steals ‘Ocean’s 8.’ If Only the Rest Was as Much Fun":
If the best you can do is Anne Hathaway was the best bit, your movie is fucked.
"Far, far from a perfect movie, Ocean's 8 is still worth your time":
Damned by faint praise?
Refusal to attend this film will result in a Racial Discrimination note being attached to your permanent record.
Google Interviewer: Well Mr. Check I have the results of your 3 days of technical screening, technical interviews and tests. They are exemplary. I also have the results of your month long take home project it's among the best we've seen. You've also met with the team you'd be working with and all of them have said they want to work with you.
RC: Happy to hear that.
GI: Yes, I just have a couple of questions. Do you like movies? Do you ever go to see movies?
RC: Sure, who doesn't.
GI: Excellant. Excellant. And the Ocean's 8 reboot, who would you say is your favorite character and why?
RC: Well actually I haven't seen that film.
GI: I see. Well thank you for coming in and I hope you have a good trip back to Nebraska. If you hear from us at all, you can expect it to be within 8-16 weeks from now. Have a good day.