RIP Philo

How about a relaxing cup of gangsta latte'?

> thanks to a new policy announced by executive chairman Howard Schultz at the Atlantic Council on Thursday, any and all who wish to unburden themselves or simply take an invigorating sink shower at any of Starbucks' nearly 27,000 locations - whether they are paying customers or not - can make use of Starbucks' repenting facilities.

> In short, Starbucks is now America's largest public restroom.

Starbucks - the no-go zones of national retail.

Bob Baden, what do you think? Especially my broad stereotype of the patrons who will misuse such policies?

Seeg hahhh!
Permalink Airman F Standoon 
May 11th, 2018 10:28pm
When someone gets AIDS from a needle-stick injury sustained in a Starbucks restroom as a result of this policy, Starbucks will get sued for millions.
Permalink Grumpy Old Git 
May 12th, 2018 2:27am
Blame the fucksticks who cried racism over them throwing two loiterers out
Permalink Ruseman 
May 12th, 2018 6:50am

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