RIP Philo

Theresa May warns Russia

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

You British are so funny.

This is your legendary sense of humour, no?
Permalink Vladimir Putin 
March 13th, 2018 3:49am
The Kremlin used nerve agent to assassinate, the science proves it.

Kremlin: Can we see a sample of this nerve agent?

May: No. But it exists.

Kremlin: You've accused us of a serious crime. We should be able to see the evidence against us.

May: No.

Kremlin: Perhaps an independent third party can inspect it.

May: No.

Kremlin: Then perhaps the sample doesn't exist.

May: Fuck you.
Permalink Reality Check 
March 13th, 2018 9:31am

We are very worried about reprisals, what will you do?


We will boycott the Fifa World Cup in Russia later this year.


Please, please, do not do that, it will destroy our country

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

You see I am trying out your British humour, how do you like it?
Permalink Vladimir Putin 
March 13th, 2018 9:37am

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