Y'all are a bunch of wankers!

Thing2

Welcome to COT, Thing2.  It's nice to have a female here again!

Are you still living in New Zealand with your daddy, World's Smallest Violin?

How is your older sister, Thing1?
Permalink Legion 
March 11th, 2018 11:48am
>living in New Zealand

  citation needed


>with your daddy, World's Smallest Violin?

  citation needed


>older sister, Thing1?

  citation needed
Permalink Rafael Sabatini 
March 11th, 2018 12:10pm
STFU Sabatini you imbecile. If you don't know the board history, just be quite, listen and learn. I swear to god if you keep derailing threads here I'm gonna hunt you down and cover you with jelly.
Permalink Reality Check 
March 11th, 2018 12:14pm
Mmmmmm, jelly!
Permalink Rafael Sabatini 
March 11th, 2018 12:15pm
Do 'Things' have a sex?
Permalink Alan Dershowitz 
March 11th, 2018 12:20pm
In 'The Cat in the Hat' (2003), both Thing1 and Thing2 were played by actresses:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0312528

However the dialog refers to them as male:

Thing Two : Don't belittle me.

The Cat : Ah, yes of course. Thing 2 would like to clarify that just because HE wears the number 2 does not imply in any way that he's inferior to Thing 1.

Thing Two : And all of the above.

The Cat : He says you may feel free to call him Thing A if you like. He will also accept Super Thing, Thing King, Kid Dynamite, Chocolate Thun-da or Ben.

Thing Two : Ben.

[Thing 1 jabbers incoherently]

The Cat : Thing 1 says HE's Thing 1 for a reason and some people should just get used to it. It's a Thing thing, you wouldn't understand.
Permalink Barry Norman's Ghost 
March 11th, 2018 12:25pm
Do keep up.

We are talking about WSV's Things, not some children's rhyming fiction.
Permalink Legion 
March 11th, 2018 12:28pm
> In 'The Cat in the Hat' (2003),

Irrelevant. Fuck off.
Permalink daughter of parnas 
March 11th, 2018 4:28pm
I could use some smoochies.

Just saying.
Permalink Bored Bystander 
March 12th, 2018 10:06am

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