Yall are a bunch of wankers!

Chuck Schumer almost ate a Tide Pod

TruthRevolt reported earlier today on legislation proposed by New York Democrats who want Proctor & Gamble to bear the burden of the latest millennial fad, eating Tide soap pods, by redesigning and repackaging the pods to make them less appealing to morons. Want to know how this whole thing got started? It just might be because New York Senator Chuck Schumer almost ate a Tide Pod once, thinking it was candy.

Emily Zanotti of the Daily Wire reports that he started his crusade against the popular laundry detergent packets in 2012 when he saw one on his aide's desk. It was a close call, friends. Or, as he said:

"I saw one on my staffer's desk and I wanted to eat it.”

That honestly explains a lot.
Permalink RPN 
February 9th, 2018 5:08pm
Legislating for morons is stupid, but sadly, pretty common these days.
Permalink Zaq 
February 9th, 2018 7:27pm
Have you seen those pods?  I want to eat them, too!
Permalink Legion 
February 10th, 2018 12:32am
The "Forbidden Fruit".
Permalink RPN 
February 10th, 2018 7:57am
It didn't take this for me to know that Chuck is an idiot.
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February 10th, 2018 1:40pm

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