Y'all are a bunch of wankers!


My wife and I had a baby Wednesday afternoon.

8 hours of labor. Really only 4 of them hard and only 2 and a half at the hospital. 10 minutes of pushing and my son spilled into existence.
Permalink MS 
September 11th, 2017 5:17pm
God bless
Permalink X 
September 11th, 2017 5:34pm
Mazel Tov!
Permalink Shylock 
September 11th, 2017 6:14pm

Looking after him will make you a better person.
Permalink , Cup 
September 11th, 2017 9:18pm
Congrats! Boy or girl?
Permalink Send private email Io 
September 12th, 2017 12:48am
"my son spilled into existence" indicates 'boy'.
Permalink SaveTheHubble 
September 12th, 2017 8:56am
Don't let him start school till he's five.
Permalink Wick 
September 12th, 2017 9:43am
>> "my son spilled into existence" indicates 'boy'.

Good point. Also caught me stopping reading after "baby" :D
Permalink Io 
September 12th, 2017 11:53am
Yah, congratulations.  I'm told boys are less trouble than girls, but I can attest the trail of damage and destruction they leave is impressive.
Permalink Trog 
September 12th, 2017 2:46pm
Like, congrats, brah!
Permalink Some brah on the interwebs 
September 12th, 2017 3:29pm
>>>> "my son spilled into existence" indicates 'boy'.
This may have been true 10 years ago but not today...
Permalink Morons 
September 12th, 2017 3:30pm
You should all be ashamed for assuming the baby's gender, species and age.
Permalink Bill Ding 
September 12th, 2017 6:38pm
We weren't assuming, we were verifying.
Permalink SaveTheHubble 
September 13th, 2017 9:02am
It's been a few days, but please let me add my congratulations too :)
Permalink brone 
September 16th, 2017 8:36pm

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