Y'all are a bunch of wankers!

Do you go to your company picnic, Christmas party, etc?

My boss is pushing for everyone to show their face.  It's never really been an issue before whether we show up or not, I am guessing HR is pressuring management into getting their people to show up.

I don't really enjoy these things so I usually skip.  Do you guys attend these events or skip them?  If you skip, do you ever get any heat because of it?
Permalink Bob 
August 8th, 2017 11:19am
I only skip once in a while.
Permalink WorldRoverski 
August 8th, 2017 11:46am
I like free food.
Permalink WorldRoverski 
August 8th, 2017 11:46am
At my company, they tend to have "year end reports" at the end of the Christmas party -- to which the company President comes.  So they want a 'full house', to make our division look good to the company President.

So yeah, they prefer it if you show up.
Permalink SaveTheHubble 
August 8th, 2017 11:49am
Christmas party is open bar, so it is a fun night.
Permalink Kenny the Robot 
August 8th, 2017 11:57am
Whoa, Kenny! Can you bring a guest? I'll like to show up and drink all the free boozes.
Permalink WorldRoverski 
August 8th, 2017 12:05pm
Io should come! However, I'm not sharing hotel room with him. lol
Permalink WorldRoverski 
August 8th, 2017 12:05pm
Well, for a while I'm on the wagon.
Permalink Send private email Io 
August 8th, 2017 1:09pm
Permalink Moslem on COT 
August 8th, 2017 8:07pm
Most of the time I go; free food, free booze, cute girls from other departments.
Permalink Send private email Almost Anonymous 
August 8th, 2017 10:49pm
Yes I do.

The firm brings fine food.

We also play golf.

We have a nice swimming pool.

The food is good. Meat... Steaks, ribs....

champagne... cocaine... girls....

Some times during meetups a guy that was not performing well will be dealt with....

Last time they threw one guy to the alligators.

I like company picnics.
Permalink LeMonDe 
August 9th, 2017 5:09pm
>champagne... cocaine... girls....

One of these things is not like the others.
Permalink Just Me 
August 10th, 2017 2:07am
So what is the order of important: champagne, cocaine, and girls?
Permalink WorldRoverski 
August 10th, 2017 11:08am
Permalink WorldRoverski 
August 10th, 2017 11:09am

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