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Permalink The Intelligence 
July 16th, 2017 2:37am
OK so this is another torture and snuff video posted by CoT's resident Mossad agent. The video is new, with arabic comments and has not been removed or flagged by youtube yet so it's unknown in the english speaking world so far.

The video shows a bunch of Iraqi army guys in a building. There's skinny guys with beards along the walls and the army guys are beating them. They then carry the bearded guys outside and throw them off the top of a parapet to their death. But they are still twitching on the ground. So they machine gun them a bit.
Permalink Pestular Croaker 
July 16th, 2017 9:44am
Thanks for the summary, PC. I don't need to see this.
Permalink NPR 
July 16th, 2017 11:10am
Yeah, I've been bamboozled into seeing this crap in reddit threads. I really appreciate the guys who get tricked into seeing what can not be unseen and then post summaries so others can make an informed decision rather than getting ambushed by some sadistic psychopath like OP.
Permalink Pestular Croaker 
July 16th, 2017 12:33pm
I wonder why we have a Mossad agent posting this shit here. Hasn't anyone else questioned that?
Permalink NPR 
July 17th, 2017 9:19am
He's been here for years. We got assigned a handler when Doc was here a lot, that's probably what started it.

For a while the handler Dan told us about his girlfriend in Lebanon. Then he rotated out and the next guy was interested in trading recipes.

This new guy is obsessed with simply posting links to snuff videos, or articles about atrocities committed by the Iraqi police, portraying ISIS as innocent victims.
Permalink Pestular Croaker 
July 17th, 2017 9:27am
That, and Dan Denman. He was posting a lot of explicitly Die Zionists Die a fiery death posts.
Permalink Shylock 
July 17th, 2017 9:43am
Yeah the other Dan...

I was surprised when it turned out Dan Denman was his actual name and not an alias, and that he lived in Canada, and that one of the board members actually knew the guy and sort of vouched for him as a developer.
Permalink Pestular Croaker 
July 17th, 2017 10:22am
A few years ago an "Israeli Art Student" knocked on my door, wanting to sell her paintings.

Of course I had heard the stories about the infamous door-to-door traveling "Israeli Art Students" (it's a really old cover used by Israeli intelligence agents) so I was super excited.

I looked at "her" paintings and said they were great but what I really wanted was an oil painting of a sloth, and did she take commissions. I brought her in the house and showed her the wall where I wanted the painting and we decided on an appropriate size. We negotiated a price and she said she'd return with the painting when it was done. I didn't have to give her a deposit.

When she left the house she got in her car and drove off. She didn't go to the next neighbor. I asked a few other people on the street if they'd had a door to door art student, they all said no. It was my house she targeted.

Six weeks later she returned with the painting. It was a super cool painting. I knew though she'd bought it off one of these sites where Chinese people do oil paintings to spec. But she also got it framed. The image was a meme she'd obviously found and submitted to the Chinese site. I paid her the agreed upon price, which I was positive was a lot less than it cost her to have it done.

We chatted a bit more, she asked questions about my work. I said I knew that the art student think was a Mossad cover, but I was more excited than anything, though I wondered why I got picked for a visit. She had an expression of surprise and said nothing for several seconds. Then she smiled and said, "You're getting a positive report. And Dan wanted me to say hello." I said, "Good old Dan. How is it going with his Lebanese girlfriend?" She said, "He broke up with her a long time ago, but it wasn't his choice. We have rules about these things and he broke them."

I wished her well and she left.

The Intelligence should be able to confirm all this with management.
Permalink Pestular Croaker 
July 17th, 2017 10:32am
Cool story, PC. Here's a quarter. ;)
Permalink NPR 
July 17th, 2017 11:02am
Not you also, or are you saying you are Quant.

The story is completely true.
Permalink Pestular Croaker 
July 17th, 2017 11:06am
It's incredible, but I will take your word for it. Just joking around.
Permalink NPR 
July 17th, 2017 11:18am
That story was definitely worth a quarter.

Now _that's_ a troll to be proud of PC. Glad to see you're stepping up your game.
Permalink Shylock 
July 17th, 2017 11:31am
I remember when that happened. Only it wasn't a Sloth you requested. It was a Giraffe wearing a business suit standing in front of a red firetruck.

As soon as I saw that request from Shulamit I said he knows. She said no she is not sure. I said yes he knows, and tell him I said hello.

It actually wasn't made in China. We paid an ethiopian artist here to do the painting and then we sent it DHS as soon as it was done. You're correct though it cost more than you paid. Do you still have the painting?
Permalink Dan 
July 17th, 2017 12:00pm
OMG that's hilarious. I can picture this guy telling his part of the story with a Middle Eastern accent.
Permalink NPR 
July 17th, 2017 12:57pm

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