I keep hearing about this Geocities thing. Maybe some day I will try it.

I received a tax bill from the Federal Gov. What do you think

I should do?
Permalink WorldRoverski 
July 11th, 2017 10:46am
Change your name one more time. Do you still have the name of those middle eastern guys in Virginia that got you the fake passport last time?
Permalink Pestular Croaker 
July 11th, 2017 10:47am
Changing name doesn't alter social security number does it?
Permalink WorldRoverski 
July 11th, 2017 10:50am
They still figure out where I work.
Permalink WorldRoverski 
July 11th, 2017 10:51am
Unless I move to Poland or Netherlands and hide out there the rest of my life.
Permalink WorldRoverski 
July 11th, 2017 10:52am
Pay it.
Permalink Shylock 
July 11th, 2017 10:54am
I can't pay it. I'm short on cash.
Permalink WorldRoverski 
July 11th, 2017 10:58am
Tell the Feds that, work out a payment plan.

There's no escape from this. You're getting a big stiff one in your ass. Work with them and they'll use lube. Fight them, it'll hurt more.
Permalink Shylock 
July 11th, 2017 11:00am
I wonder if they will give me some credits like I pay lot of taxes over the years...
Permalink WorldRoverski 
July 11th, 2017 11:03am
You're in the denial stage of grief. Snap out of it.

You're going to be a lot poorer than you'd like. The money is gone. There's no escape. You've lost whatever bet you took.
Permalink Shylock 
July 11th, 2017 11:07am
I love to read how you suffer paying your precious money, WildRiver!
Permalink Lotti Fuehrscheim 
July 11th, 2017 11:10am
Yes, talk to them and work out a payment plan.

The absolute worst thing you could do would be to ignore it.
2nd worse thing would be to go on an anti-government rant.
Permalink Send private email xampl9 
July 11th, 2017 11:10am
"Changing name doesn't alter social security number does it?"

You don't change through a court dummy, you change with the Virginia contact. He gets you new number as well, real number. Name all verified. Old you dies in accident. They even provide corpse to find.
Permalink Pestular Croaker 
July 11th, 2017 11:46am
"I can't pay it. I'm short on cash."

Never mind. Why are you wasting our time? You are fucked. Don't call me at this number again.
Permalink Pestular Croaker 
July 11th, 2017 11:47am
You need not pay.  Just cite section 861 of the Tax code.  It grants you immunity from paying.  Or so I heard.
Permalink Not Wesley Snipes 
July 11th, 2017 12:00pm
Shylock got the right answer. Thanks.
Permalink WorldRoverski 
July 11th, 2017 12:00pm
I love to read how you suffer paying your precious money, WildRiver!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Thank you for your support, Lotti. You are a wonderful guy.
Permalink WorldRoverski 
July 11th, 2017 12:02pm
Is this a serious thread?
Permalink Yoda 
July 11th, 2017 12:12pm
Actually Lotti could help you, tax evasion is Dutch specialty. Ever heard of a "Dutch sandwich"?
Permalink Yoda 
July 11th, 2017 12:13pm
Semi-serious. Yes, I just received a tax bill. I knew all the options, however I want to see other opinions.
Permalink WorldRoverski 
July 11th, 2017 12:13pm
Shylock is a good man. He offers advice. Lotti just want to sneer and jeer.
Permalink WorldRoverski 
July 11th, 2017 12:14pm
*just wants...

Dutch Treat? I thought that only applies to dating.
Permalink WorldRoverski 
July 11th, 2017 12:15pm
We had the Dutch Treat experience. Would not recommend.
Permalink Sukarno 
July 11th, 2017 12:19pm
> Actually Lotti could help you, tax evasion is Dutch specialty. Ever heard of a "Dutch sandwich"?

Yes, WildRiver. Send me your money, and I will save it from US taxes.
Permalink Lotti Fuehrscheim 
July 11th, 2017 12:23pm
Sukarno, LOL..that is very funny! Sorry man, Vietnam had French Treat. It wasn't much better.
Permalink WorldRoverski 
July 11th, 2017 12:26pm
> We had the Dutch Treat experience. Would not recommend.

Yes, not very efficient.

It took the Dutch four centuries to inflict one third of the Indonesian casualties that the Indonesian army could reach in just a decade.
Permalink Lotti Fuehrscheim 
July 11th, 2017 12:26pm
We learn genocide from the best. Thank you for teaching us, I suppose.
Permalink Sukarno 
July 11th, 2017 1:08pm
When the student does better than his teacher, the teach had done a superb job!
Permalink WorldRoverski 
July 11th, 2017 1:09pm
This is what they keep telling us.

We have searched the history though and genocide was never a practice in the past. I am concerned that we may have culturally appropriated this european practice.
Permalink Sukarno 
July 11th, 2017 1:25pm
I doubt it.
Permalink Yoda 
July 11th, 2017 1:36pm
This is the Newer, Kinder IRS.  Call them, they'll work something out.

The one thing you MUST NOT DO is ignore it.  Though they're the Kinder IRS, if you ignore them, they CAN attach your bank accounts until the amount is paid off.  They don't WANT to do that, but if you ignore them you give them no choice.

I used to work for the IRS, (doing the Y2K effort) so I know whereof I speak in this.
Permalink SaveTheHubble 
July 11th, 2017 2:07pm
WR are you a Black Moor? If so, you're exempt from US laws including taxation. All you have to do is file some forms with the county. I can give you a contact in your area if you want to pursue this.
Permalink NPR 
July 11th, 2017 6:02pm
Wasn't it Wesley Snipes tried that?

They sent him to prison.
Permalink SaveTheHubble 
July 11th, 2017 6:10pm
The "tax protester" arguments don't work.  IRS agents and Federal judges don't have a sense of humor about such things.

If you really want to stop paying income taxes, your only option is to work off-the-books and hope you don't get caught.
Permalink FSK 
July 11th, 2017 9:56pm
http://www.thedailybeast.com/the-crazy-tax-scam-youve-never-heard-of

IRS response: https://www.irs.gov/pub/irs-drop/rr-07-22.pdf

Why, when you look at it closer, so much of this BS has a butthurt over the result of the Civil War unerneath it?
Permalink Yoda 
July 12th, 2017 4:28am
Because the Confederates never got over that they got their asses kicked by those effete Yankees.
Permalink Shylock 
July 12th, 2017 7:04am
Because when the South says "States Rights!", what they mean is "Freedom from Federal Taxation and keeping the minorities down!"

It was NEVER about "Doing the right thing".
Permalink SaveTheHubble 
July 12th, 2017 8:35am
It's not surprising the southern states were unable to unite, tax enough for an army, and keep it up for more than a year or two.

That's against their entire philosophy.  "Unite?  Hell no!  We're Alabama!" (or Mississippi, or North Carolina, or...)
Permalink SaveTheHubble 
July 12th, 2017 8:37am
Yup, they were pissed as hell when West Virginia seceded. They put down the secession movements in northern Alabama and eastern Kentucky brutally.
Permalink Shylock 
July 12th, 2017 9:30am

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