Y'all are a bunch of wankers!

So I have a repair man coming over to look at my mower

What is the proper protocol....let him work in the garage or outside?  It is a bit chilly today but I don't know this person.
Permalink Jim 
April 21st, 2017 1:32pm
You should have repaired it yourself, you big wuss!
Permalink WorldRover 
April 21st, 2017 1:34pm
Nothing is hard about a mower with 2-strokes engine.
Permalink WorldRover 
April 21st, 2017 1:34pm
Here you go. You owe me a beer, you dope!

Permalink WorldRover 
April 21st, 2017 1:35pm
I tried everything.  It is probably a stupid safety switch
Permalink Jim 
April 21st, 2017 1:36pm
Its a rider
Permalink Jim 
April 21st, 2017 1:36pm
Tried that stuff btw
Permalink Jim 
April 21st, 2017 1:38pm
I often fix it myself but sometimes I can't figure it out.

It's cool you have a guy that comes over and does yours. I have to load mine on the trailer and drive it an hour to the dealer.
Permalink Pestular Croaker 
April 21st, 2017 2:13pm
RP, What happened to the goats you have? Don't they eat grass?
Permalink WorldRover 
April 21st, 2017 2:14pm
They're in the field. I don't let them around the house or in the orchard, so I mow in those places. Also they browse so you still have to go in and cut to keep it maintained, but for that a guy comes in with a tractor and an attachment called a bushhog which is like a giant lawnmower.

I had some pigs in a weed area. They dig up everything and eliminate weeds. Then I got rid of them (sold them to the slaughterhouse).

Sheep were a mistake. They tear up the grass, won't eat the weeds, and are always getting brambles in that fur stuff they have, what is it called again, oh yeah, their wool.

So right know it's just the llamas, the goats, the donkey, and the horses in the main field. I keep the two tigers and the bobcat in a special pen with really tall fencing and stuff to prevent them from digging their way out.

The porcupine and the capybara I keep in the big aviary with all the peacocks.

The guineas I just let wander around.
Permalink Pestular Croaker 
April 21st, 2017 3:25pm
Oh and the giant desert tortoises are in the aviary as well. The armadillo dug out and escaped, he's gone.

Last week some idiot was asking me if I would take a fucking caiman. I said are you fucking kidding me, they require water and eat ducks. I'm not putting in a second pond.
Permalink Pestular Croaker 
April 21st, 2017 3:28pm
The proper protocol depends on whether this is a genuine situation or just the setup for a porno film.

Assuming it's the setup for a porno, I suggest letting him first "mend your mower" outside by the pool. Then go inside, where it's warm, so he can "fix your appliance" on the sofa.
Permalink brone 
April 21st, 2017 8:03pm
Damn you, brone! You beat me to the punch!
Permalink Great minds think alike 
April 22nd, 2017 8:12pm
If he steals your stuff, don't pay his fucking bill you wuss.
Permalink Double Rainbow 
April 23rd, 2017 10:02am

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