Y'all are a bunch of wankers!

We need to back to offices

Motivation too like paying them bigger salary.
Permalink President of WildRiver fan club 
March 16th, 2017 5:05pm
A nice chair and a nice office can be used as a perk to hide the low pay.
Permalink President of WildRiver fan club 
March 16th, 2017 5:05pm
Not gonna happen because:

1. Bean-counters will look at the cost per square foot of office space, ignoring the fact that space is a negligible cost compared to salary.

2. It reminds the software worker that they are a peon, albeit a highly paid peon.

3. Poor management thinks it's easy to manage people if you can see them all the time.

4. Management is generally incapable of evaluating performance anyway, so they won't notice the productivity drop.

5. In the modern software shop, personal skills are valued more than technical skills.

6. The open office is good for inexperienced and clueless workers (you can always interrupt someone for help) and poor for experienced workers.
Permalink FSK 
March 16th, 2017 7:32pm
Walls are capex. Cubicles are furniture and can be written off faster along with desks and chairs.
Permalink trollop 
March 16th, 2017 9:57pm
Just yesterday I was working with a guy in my cubicle. We were discussing a problem. A guy four cubes over came in and told us the answer to the problem.

He said, "See! Cubicles sure add to the productivity of us all!  I heard you talking, and knew I could help."

I wanted to tell the guy that one positive example does not prove the case universally. I knew that argument would be pointless, so I didn't say a word.

Then today I was working on a show-stopper bug. I needed all the concentration I could muster.  A boss was in my cubicle along with 2 others, and asked what I needed to get the problem solved. I said, "Fewer people in my cubicle." He laughed. I said, "I need fewer people in my cubicle, NOW!".  He left.

One more guy immediately came over to discuss something unrelated and far less important. I told him not now. He continued. I grabbed my "Do not disturb" cone that all of us have, and plopped it down in front him. It took me 2 more minutes to get rid of him. He just wouldn't quit.

A half hour later, there was so much noise over the wall that I couldn't think. It was some banter about a rock collection.  I wanted to SCREAM!

Finally, a half hour after that, I regained my sense of flow. The world could have ended, and I would not have noticed.  The bug was fixed an hour after that.

I hate cubicles.
Permalink Legion 
March 16th, 2017 10:54pm
You need shooter ear-muffs.  They cut enough sound that you can ignore the rest.  Mine are made by Remington.
Permalink SaveTheHubble 
March 16th, 2017 11:01pm
Today I could have used the gun that comes with them! :)
Permalink Legion 
March 16th, 2017 11:02pm
Good catch.
Permalink SaveTheHubble 
March 16th, 2017 11:03pm
You do not want to wear earmuffs. What if there is a shooter situation and you can't hear anything. You have to be aware of what is going on.
Permalink WildRiver 
March 16th, 2017 11:06pm
Work from home.
Permalink Bluebeard 
March 17th, 2017 3:47am
Productive development work is still fundamentally an individual exercise. Dumb shit managers who can't grok that are the reason there is still so much shitty software floating around.
Permalink Oh No 
March 17th, 2017 8:20pm

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