Seriously, how about less fucking meta?

I had a dream last night

That I gave a clone of myself a handjob.  And I was bad at it.

...

Carry on.
Permalink Wabi-sabi 
February 16th, 2017 10:57am
Living on the cheap = living single

It's getting to you, man.
Permalink Grumpy Old Man 
February 16th, 2017 11:01am
Interesting that you'd be bad at it. Makes me wonder what your subconscious is trying to tell you.
Permalink Kenny the Robot 
February 16th, 2017 12:04pm
He needs to get laid.
Permalink Grumpy Old Man 
February 16th, 2017 12:05pm
<obligatory circle jerk joke>
Permalink Trog 
February 16th, 2017 12:05pm
"I was the best I ever had" - Woody Allen

Not where you want to be..
Permalink Trog 
February 16th, 2017 12:08pm
You ever have the dream where you give yourself a BJ? Then wake up and realise you don't have a 14 inch dick?
Permalink NPR 
February 16th, 2017 1:30pm
Well, the guys who say they can suck their own dick usually say it feels more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked.
Permalink Kenny the Robot 
February 16th, 2017 1:55pm
> Living on the cheap = living single

Only if you're so ugly that people are only interested in having sex with you to get at your money.
Permalink Wabi-sabi 
February 16th, 2017 2:50pm
I think that was the implication, yes.
Permalink SaveTheHubble 
February 16th, 2017 2:51pm
No, I meant that the way Wabi does it, he's obsessed with saving money. Such person won't be a good company.

Someone else who spends little because they've always been poor - different story. They may get a lot of sex.
Permalink GrumpyOldMan 
February 16th, 2017 3:35pm
Grumpy's right. Assuming we're talking about normal women, a night out would be a budget-buster for someone so closely watching his spending.

Misers generally don't make for good dinner company.
Permalink NPR 
February 16th, 2017 4:25pm
"Well, the guys who say they can suck their own dick usually say it feels more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked."

Lol.

"Trust me, guys, it's not all it's cracked up to be. The grass always seems greener on the other side."
Permalink NPR 
February 16th, 2017 4:27pm
>"Well, the guys who say they can suck their own dick usually say it feels more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked."

It is the same reason/mechanism that you cannot tickle yourself. To be tickled, your brain needs "surprise" and it isn't surprised when you're doing the touching/sucking.
Permalink Pie is a lot better than ... 
February 16th, 2017 7:34pm
>Interesting that you'd be bad at it. Makes me wonder what your subconscious is trying to tell you.

A lot of medications cause dysfunctions down there. So it might also be that one or more of his meds is making it limp and lifeless. Too much blood pressure reducer and the hydraulics won't operate.
Permalink Pie is a lot better than ... 
February 16th, 2017 7:36pm
"It is the same reason/mechanism that you cannot tickle yourself."

Lol. But a good wank is different.
Permalink NPR 
February 16th, 2017 7:57pm
> No, I meant that the way Wabi does it, he's obsessed with saving money. Such person won't be a good company.

Okay big guy.

Tell me what you spend a lot of money on that makes you such a pleasure to be around.
Permalink Wabi-sabi 
February 16th, 2017 8:49pm
I applaud Wabi-Sabi's honesty and vulnerability. Maybe I'll start posting my messed up dreams, too.
Permalink NPR 
February 16th, 2017 9:19pm
"Tell me what you spend a lot of money on that makes you such a pleasure to be around."

I don't spend a lot of money. I just choose not to worry about how much I spend, and it works out anyway (my only debt is the mortgage which is being paid off regularly).
Permalink Grumpy Old Man 
February 17th, 2017 5:18am
Okay now explain how much more fun you're having than me by working full time to make some asshole rich.
Permalink Wabi-sabi 
February 17th, 2017 12:58pm
The thought of you coming home in khakis and a polo after a day in a corporate office park and waiting to hear what tales you have to tell is definitely going to moisten panties.

My dick is leaking right now thinking of it for sure.
Permalink Wabi-sabi 
February 17th, 2017 1:01pm

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