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October 31st, 2015
Phishing for Phools: The Economics of Manipulation and Deception Ed Wood (3 comments)
Jeb Quits Race with “Mission Accomplished” Banner Andy Borowitz (1)
Today in liquor Shylock (40)
Is your cat plotting how to kill you Branson (5)
Unity? Bob Baden (10)
nice music for you guys Music Monkey (0)
all blacks eek (9)
Lessons from a decade of software failures xampl9 (4)
Bored Bystander, if you could go back 20-30 years.... dude (21)
How much do you talk about your personal life at work? dude (20)
patio11 Ralph (6)
A thought exercise Io (5)
NASA hiring old dudes (or dudettes) Quant (6)
mISV phenomenon - complete meltdown Bored Bystander (30)
October 30th, 2015
column stores (db topic) Friday (32)
Tonight in beer brone (11)
10 ways to run your business like Taylor Swift Bob Baden (7)
Bingo Guy's Starfighters.io - "Stockfighters" trading sim Bored Bystander (19)
sober guy kills 3 year old in car accident Bob Baden (1)
lemonde's identity is exposed van (5)
The hottest men of 2015 Leaf (11)
My parents loved band Wick (6)
So car dealer adds phony review in my name on cars.com car owner (6)
Power outage xampl9 (Moto phone) (18)
I'm not dead...yet. Colm (10)
swedish/Europe central banks go negative on interest rates hoyza (19)
just good old band.... Music Monkey (0)
In prison for 30 years then executed Wick (3)
This topic has been discussed ad nauseam Canned Gods Inc. (3)
Nicely written guide to the clusterfuck that frontend web dev is Bluebeard (11)
October 29th, 2015
EMT helps choking girl, gets suspended NPR (13)
Biggest Apple customer demographic? xampl9 (8)
Elephant dung coffee xampl9 (14)
They spread disease Canned Gods Inc. (2)
Why are you such a jerk when answering user questions? FOSS (2)
"Reality" Ralph (13)
How to implement this idea? Wordpress or custom PHP? NPR (36)
Ex Machina Ralph (7)
Pretty elaborate scam Wick (6)
Nokia does well without its phones Wick (0)
Jupiter, Venus & Mars are all together at the moment Just Thought I'd Mention Cup (1)
The October COT Poster of the Month is....BORED BYSTANDER President of Brice Fan Club (11)
October 28th, 2015
be careful out there! Craggie (3)
Help with some logic! WildRiver (9)
whois lemonde Eric (2)
despite the whining.... CoT is a great place LeMonDe (6)
on Wagile hoyza (4)
CoT has kind of turned to shit Leaf (15)
So I was not issued an "admin key" when purchasing vehicle car owner (7)
Why is Mountain_Dewd not the poster of the month? forThis.Anon (1)
Recruiters and technical tests, anything more annoying? Somebody (15)
And the nominees for worst COT poster of the month are.... Immodest Cup (8)
And the nominees for COT poster of the month are.... President of Brice Fan Club (5)
October 27th, 2015
DEEpressION (not related to depression or DEPRESSION) struggling with depression (3)
police shoot 19-year-old, Zachary Hammond Bob Baden (6)
This close to quitting NPR (39)
CES Maintainer - tell me about... Bored Bystander (4)
Diary of an ethical slut Wabi-sabi (55)
Java NPR (7)
MS in Data Science....worth it? Mike (12)
Oh, you recruiters are so talented xampl9 (20)
Trigger the dog, accidentally shoots owner in foot Wick (4)
Partnership Andrew Caler (6)
Cannibal Dogs Regular Poster (8)
Hobby Lobby CEO led international smuggling ring Regular Poster (1)
Co-workers that work extra hours for no extra pay Gonzo (14)
Yet another violent attack by a policeman Legion (18)
October 26th, 2015
Heavy metal singer Blythe on facing 10 years in foreign prison Bob Baden (1)
chinese gangs video R (5)
recent saudi prince arrests Regular Poster (3)
cop shoots teen for flashing lights Regular Poster (17)
Steve Jobs - the movie ' (5)
You’ll Never Find A “Good” Corporate Job Like Your Parents Tom (13)
Bacon, sausage and other processed meats do cause cancer Tom (26)
How to avoid disaster contracts? ' (1)
Millennials around the world worry most about economic Colm (8)
fake company Mike (18)
More on consulting hoyza (5)
October 25th, 2015
Microsoft Band Rocks! Danny (3)
Goodbye Middle Class Bob Baden (12)
Colm committed suicide? Palmer Eldritch (21)
Christie kicked out of Amtrak Quiet car Bob Baden (20)
The dire situation on the Balkan route Markowitch (21)
CES? NPR (12)
Consulting: Biggest buck for your bang as a SW dev? Anonymous Watcher (17)
It can be hard to quit intelligence community Markowitch (6)
Yo!  Who would you nominate to be COT poster of the month? President of Brice Fan Club (21)
They Know Io (15)
Scat, Poop, Pee, Showering in it, Eating it, Drinking it A walk on the wild side... (2)
Just bought a car and already having problems car owner (11)
Does welfare corrupt the poor? Bob Baden (19)
So where are Lemonde and Fan club? TricksyBanterman (5)
Why Turkey is not Romania Io (5)
Why Turkey is not Romania Io (0)
job offer in northwest Indiana, should I accept? job seeker (16)
the internet is a big place Bob Baden (6)
Hillary Goes to Washington Bob Baden (11)
yeah PC's are getting slower Ed Wood (4)
The unknown horrors of Communism Temporarily embarrassed mil'aire (11)
Who here makes $$$ off of "Big Data" or "Data Analytics"? CodeDrone3000 (10)
October 24th, 2015
“Are we the next Ferguson?” Bob Baden (7)
depression (not related to DEPRESSION!) Friday (28)
DEPRESSION!  What are the safe domains/jobs? HillDogForJanitor (5)
eCAT keeps showing up... Bluebeard (4)
Guys. Chicago or LA for more software developer jobs available? Johnny Ekstrom (16)
Tonight in beer brone (13)
Don't ride on a buss when crossing borders: ~~ (8)
Lemonde Space (~math) P.H.D Money (2)
Quant said: Vector is-a Point (which is mathematical nonsense). Bob Baden (24)
Java Io (30)
EU agrees to recognize child sex slavery as legit Regular Poster (4)
Dunning-Kruger? Io (4)
October 23rd, 2015
New eHarmony profile pic Wabi-sabi (8)
clock kid moves to Qatar Bob Baden (9)
Megyn Kelly .... vs .... Jeb Bush Bob Baden (9)
Wendelstein Stellarator Bluebeard (4)
Should I apply for this IT manager job? Jake (16)
Why standups are good xampl9 (12)
Should I pivot or go back to being a software engineer? Anon for this (27)
sampling & music royalties & NYC hiphop Bob Baden (7)
economics Bob Baden (10)
Obama vetoed $612B defense bill Bob Baden (4)
Wow this place is a little chatter factory which never ends fidelio (3)
October 22nd, 2015
po po lice Bob Baden (7)
Languages that I think will make me some $ in the future Lemonade (29)
is it a Microsoft bug? booblicker (20)
Ready to post files for checking program....but.. Mountain_Dewd (80)
What are most Software Developers lacking? Lemonade (15)
stupid network debug? eek (6)
What are recruiters looking for in a resume? Lemonade (13)
The new economics of oil Markowitch (15)
Muddled Friendship Question Cup of Bitterness (10)
YouTube launches new "Red Tube" service Regular Poster (11)
October 21st, 2015
kids that hacked the CIA Regular Poster (5)
Venmo brone (2)
I'm just going to leave this here... fidelio (2)
Mountain_Dewd...are you for real? forThis.Anon (19)
is CES dead? Bob (16)
bring back Lemonde's post Social Clueless (12)
Investing in vacant land Tom (10)
When you buy a car, how much do you finance? car buyer (16)
Unexpected Nazi apologia Quant (15)
update - stocks hoyza (8)
why was lemonde post censored? Social Clueless (6)
If you're into trendy... Shylock (5)
Victim of religious persecution offered asylum Quant (12)
Interesting chart Quant (0)
October 20th, 2015
Think that dream job will solve your problems v2 FSK (7)
Fuck the police Bob Berlin (3)
Any of you own rental properties? NPR (15)
Mountain_Dewd...programmers build a space shuttle to cross road forThis.Anon (13)
Trudeau, Part Deux xampl9 (11)
London eek (29)
Need a program, but I'm not a programmer.  What do you suggest? Mountain_Dewd (119)
Free/Open Software - how did it affect your career? (17)
Hoyza, the Gervaid principle is catching on! dude (1)
Think that dream job will solve your problems?  Think again dude (11)
October 19th, 2015
Daily Fantasy Sports Websites Are Screwed FSK (2)
out Harper, in Trudeau? Rk (6)
What programming languages pay the best? Sorry about the cheesy topic ... (14)
So, Trump is good for something Shylock (20)
Yo, what happened to Muppet? President of Brice Fan Club (10)
So is Wick, Canned Goods Inc, and Bill the same person? President of Brice Fan Club (3)
Hoyza is wrong about 2nd amendment Quant (22)
CIA director's yahoo account Regular Poster (5)
"young people are just smarter" Craggie (21)
"young people are just smarter" Craggie (0)
Enjoy your 2nd amendment - as long as it is relevant Quant (18)
Some stereotypes are real Legion (19)
A few questions for our European friends: ?? (35)
October 18th, 2015
Comcast/Xfinity pushing new TV spy-box! Lord of The Code (1)
Is Windows 10 Spying on Us? Ultimate Kill Zone RED! (5)
Real Gone SaveTheHubble (3)
never coded for linux LeMonDe (16)
Lemonde is the most interesting poster on CoT Regular Poster (5)
Watersluice methodology in software engineering Io (28)
Cheap laptop for SW development? dave (13)
Argie Bargie tablet trollop (7)
What are the most typical activities that SW guys do? ABC (10)
Gallup: "Trump has highest poll support since FDR" Regular Poster (11)
October 17th, 2015
Bridge of Spies xampl9 (0)
Any good i7 Skylake laptops? TheresASnakeInMyPants (2)
KIC 8462852. R (7)
Hadoop?  Spark? OldAgeMutantNinjaTurtle (21)
Alcohol NoEarlyRetirementAfterAll (20)
Yes, that's what you think it is xampl9 (8)
vmplayer problems gumpy (0)
New development laptop Quant (49)
October 16th, 2015
linux and usb external hd Friday (4)
Good News: Hillary will confiscate guns Regular Poster (24)
Seek your advice on personal matters Ronda (8)
it's raining again DVD (6)
new PC lumul (7)
Is ageism real? NPR (36)
2nd Amendment supporters! Which one of you support this? WildRiver (35)
is it worth it to import a car from sweden? Vance (12)
need your advice: virtual machine + linux over windows Gold Master (5)
beyond Trollopolis hoyza (13)
How far would you travel to buy a car? Vince (11)
that clock kid got to meet the president Regular Poster (5)
why was lemonde post censored? CGI (26)
Hello CoT friends.... LeMonDe (3)
More about Clinton's cancellation tax Quant (31)
October 15th, 2015
Google street view stops half way across the Rhine Wick (13)
Please no more mentioning of Gervais principle! WildRiver (24)
SharePoint Shylock (5)
Vinnie do we know each other? User32 (3)
Jumped ship to a job where I make 30% more but.... Vinnie (23)
Do you prefer working in software development or general IT? IT guy (15)
Would you buy a car that is a repo?  Read more: http://www.city- car buyer (3)
Financial moves "Moneybags" Morrison (9)
Spot the odd one Quant (6)
Watching these machines is mesmerizing xampl9 (2)
"Not her cup of tea" Quant (15)
Tesla launches 'autopilot' update Ducknald Don (2)
October 14th, 2015
Al Gore smackdown Shylock (9)
Revit and weep trollop (0)
Fox eats National Geographic trollop (2)
Worth a White House visit surely? Wick (3)
Lemonde was arrested today in an international airport Special Agent Dale Cooper (13)
Eat fresh, with Jared II Bored Bystander (8)
Are you a full-sack engineer? I am also not a pussy ... (3)
Disruptive technology xampl9 (18)
What a fucked up field dude (10)
Humans have naturally altruistic qualities Wabi-sabi (12)
The perfect system Ralph (1)
If you want to join fad companies for career, watch out.... WildRiver (5)
Sitting is apparently no worse than standing Wick (8)
Lying to clients about resources Somebody (18)
Sandisk return fun Legion (7)
October 13th, 2015
bombed again lemonhead (7)
Am I a full-stack engineer? Regular Poster (31)
Lemonde didn't make it Lebron (5)
Russia: No way it could have been ours xampl9 (12)
Former Aggie football player hacks random jogger to death NPR (0)
I know it is early but who will be the next US President? WildRiver (18)
Why lot of threads stopped? Simple reason.... WildRiver (3)
Yo whassup mother fuckers? President of Brice Fan Club (5)
Hello friends! WildRiver (5)
1st class, baaaby! xampl9 (8)
New iMacs Ralph (9)
MH370 found Regular Poster (2)
+1 Funny Trog (2)
Hillary stands up for the big banks Quant (4)
Homosexual Sex Canned Gods Inc. (21)
Playboy to Remove Naked Biotches Mr. Trump (24)
October 12th, 2015
Encrypting passwords and other data in the database __pass1234__ (5)
sexual harassing women at tech conferences Bob Baden (13)
human rights in Israel Regular Poster (17)
You now can eat a pig that isn't quite a pig WildRiver (3)
Listen up, if anything involves 2 people or more, there will be WildRiver (8)
I hate Columbus day! WildRiver (16)
This kind of political ad would work well for Trump Bored Bystander (1)
We're being taught to hate downward Markowitch (5)
So IT is relentlessly political? middle aged (27)
I accidentally ate pizza with pig today... Skylock (23)
Lemonde left hospital today Tanya (6)
Learn to Code the Hard Way Zed Show Fan (19)
October 11th, 2015
El Capitan upgrade xampl9 (3)
guns save lives Regular Poster (12)
Is heavy drinking actually that bad for the majority of people? LeMono (18)
Interesting quote Io (7)
Poutine, did you eat it? Did you like it? quad (31)
Syria-Iraq heros Dan (6)
Do new PC's come with PS/2 Sockets? Verified (8)
October 10th, 2015
Software development is the new gold rush? dude (24)
Shia LaBeouf in jail xampl9 (12)
good game Aus eek (9)
Lemonde was transferred to rest and recovery dept. Baron (8)
Almost head a heart attack Io (14)
the police Bob Baden (17)
Dinosaur museum Markowitch (6)
one guy gets it. eek (25)
October 9th, 2015
Sonic Youth Kool Cup (3)
Rebuilding a 1960's Vox Continental xampl9 (3)
playing tag in the 'hood Bob Baden (5)
aws Friday (24)
Well at least they're honest about it Quant (12)
Today's LOL Shylock (5)
Lemonde was involved in a car accident Baron (8)
Yo!  Why do the threads around here last only one fucking day? President of Brice Fan Club (4)
We can cure it! Oh wait... Quant (6)
Mercedes, Honda, Mazda and Mitsubishi also faking emissions Reality Check (17)
solution to the VW problem Reality Check (1)
Volkswagon CEO throws engineers under a bus . (49)
Xampl9, any news on the Taiwanese woman front? Palmer Eldritch (13)
What happened to that bastard Canned Goods Inc? President of Brice Fan Club (4)
Hello CoT LeMonDe (8)
October 8th, 2015
Tugby Mick (2)
So, the Lyft driver almost killed me tonight Shylock (19)
US House of Rep Leadership Drama blub (4)
job offer etiquette honu (23)
Would you buy a car that salesmen have been driving around? car buyer (30)
Io - be careful with the weed. Your recent posts are incoherent (11)
Hey Shylock Trog (2)
October 7th, 2015
Taiwan women xampl9 (21)
Rugby SA vs USA 64-0 ! Bluebeard (7)
Java is still being used in lot of places.... WildRiver (24)
Missionary position Ralph (12)
Who was the better Darren, Dick York or Dick Sargent? dude (6)
There has been a lack of intelligent threads as of late President of Brice Fan Club (12)
Microsoft Press Thing Yesterday Ralph (17)
The whole "Everyone is copying the Microsoft Surface" meme Ralph (9)
Not poverty but the lack of poverty brings migrants into EU Io (19)
So this is my day off Io (9)
Surreal Wick (8)
We might know Io (9)
Hardware vs software Io (15)
COT search is shit Io (7)
October 6th, 2015
on lehman HN reporter (5)
TOR site Maybe Markowitch :) (2)
Microsoft going nuts with hardware Bluebeard (6)
LOL, people are comparing MS laptop tablet to this WildRiver (1)
Rockin' out: music for getting things done NPR (8)
Domain squatter wants $19k for domain worth $570 NPR (30)
October 5th, 2015
Stop Murdering People In School! FSK (33)
People are losing their shirts in France . (8)
Dealing with more than one salesman at the same dealership car buyer (32)
In the event of the collapse of the US economy... WildRiver (20)
Kosher salt in pork sausage NPR (8)
seen on facebook eek (19)
October 4th, 2015
In case of fire Io (8)
I am almost suspended for staring at Regular Poster! WildRiver (6)
black boy suspended for staring at white girl Regular Poster (7)
October 3rd, 2015
Ryan Adams wonderwall cover reddit reporter (0)
The Martian xampl9 (1)
C++ has its place in the history of programming languages. Writing Code for Fun and Profit (43)
Alan Kay, 2015: Power of Simplicity - Mind Blowing Writing Code for Fun and Profit (31)
fuck the police -  bRaziLian edition Bob Baden (6)
Hyper-gentrification . (28)
October 2nd, 2015
VW & Lawyers xampl9 (2)
Jeb on Oregon Massacre: ‘Stuff Happens’ gunbot (28)
A Nightmare on Elm Street is a comedy Leaf (3)
need a portable java ide that can run from usb-stick Mandela (4)
Why most small businesses fail Bluebeard (12)
Would you or have you purchased a Kia? dude (17)
Chris Harper Mercer Regular Poster (3)
Don't delete the code you don't understand Quant (18)
Microsoft's Malady Ralph (5)
Salesforce.com Shylock (11)
From wheelchair-bound firefighter to real estate tycoon NPR (3)
Bored, how did your extended family cost you your career? Tom (10)
October 1st, 2015
Trump Shows Eventual Consistency And Scalability FSK (5)
Why are silencers illegal? NPR (17)
Joel loses booblicker (30)
Keep Your Safety Net Funds Invested NPR (12)
Converting Full Time Pay to Hourly Contract Rate Contractor (7)
Drinking my first Bawls Guarana Bored Bystander (4)
today's shooter posted warning to 4chan yesterday Latest News (5)
US continues to murder children in Syria Regular Poster (11)
Hey bored, read it and check out the guy profile. WildRiver (10)
Bear Ralph (14)
Trump shows compassion and mercy Quant (24)